As crude as the joke above may be, that's what some gamer girls I personally know actually approve. We'll be taking a little tour around the top three enchanting ladies in the land of Granado Espada, and why they're there. Next up, we'll look at Second Life furries. What's a furry and why be one? You'll find out after reading this rest!

Granado Espada (GE) Ladies

Their looks, their clothes, their shiny weapons and of course, killer skills are what put these three ladies in the top three for Granado Espada V4.5. Some way or another, I might do another article about the top three guys but for now, here's our top select three ladies:

In Third Place: Romina

Source: Project Runway Granado Espada

Once the humble leader of the Rescue Knights in Ustiur, after her rumble with Grandice and subsequent independence, her aura is simply stunning. Being able to tank bullets and blows from melee weapons, she is the perfect figher, even with the capability to resuscitate fallen comrades on a chaotic battlefield. Give her the Equities stance and a wonderful Queen's Sword, and see her true blazing powers of might and glory. Even with all this ferocity, she still can keep tabs on her armour-like beauty (don't deny that she can pull it off, better than you).

In Second Place: The Elementalist

Source: Granado Espada ~ Trianna Family

No, she didn't come out of the Final Fantasy saga. But yes, she's got a dangerous (pun intended) body, with killer skills to match. This talented elementalist has been the starting character for many families since the start of Granado Espada, so why still have her in the ranks when she's "outdated"? "Well excuse me," she would say, for with the new expert Occult Magic stance, you'll wish you'd never questioned that. Have you seen what Ice Vrille can do? Well, to give you a real-life comparison, it's like slamming 10 tonnes of ice into 12 unsuspecting monstrous enemies, in about 2 seconds.

In First Place: Emilia The Lunatic

Source: Soul Season GE

I'm pretty sure you saw that one coming. After the patch to V4.5 had been completed, many players (mainly the males, obviously) religiously quested for her recruitment character card. Now she's populating the Granado Espada servers like rabbits! She's evil, she's sexy and yes, she literally kills. The stance, conveniently named Madness, has the power to kill even the most suited of master characters. Don't make her mad, I mean angry, unless you'd liked to be poked by a million little spikes that she magically pulls outta nowhere.

Second Life (SL) Furries

Source: Meerkat Messerchmitt's Flickr Photostream

What is a furry, you may ask. Well, simply put:

• Someone who dresses in animal costumes and sometimes attends conventions such as Anthrocon and FurMeet
• Someone who is fond of and/or draws anthromorphic animals
• Someone who is actually one himself/herself in-game as an avatar

- Sourced From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081129225436AA60h8M

Personally, I am a furry myself in Second Life. More specifically, some genetically-mutated wolf with horns and angel wings (yes, I know, like what the...?). In retrospect, I enjoy the privileges that come with being a furry. For one, you're different... seriously different. I mean, come on -- would you see a half-human-half-animal person walking around on some random street in some random city? Yea, maybe, but this is different. It actually states who you are among a multitude of other things.

I acknowledge there is a dark side to the meaning of furry. Trust me, there are many other furries that are not inclined to such a thing, including me. (You're going to have to Google what that is yourself, I'm not telling you at all. For now, I warn you, seriously, don't open doors you aren't prepared to unlock.)

If you happen to drop by Second Life, do send me an instant message at Danamic Halostar, and also network with the DANamic.ORG Network and Project of Light communities within the virtual world.

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